January 2012
21 posts
December 2011
13 posts
1 tag
'Tis a question. An odd one, though.
Was I a praying mantis in my past life? Did I rip the head off my mates and eat them? ‘Cause in this life I seem to be consistently fucked over.
2 tags
So tell me now... what do I want to hear?
When mum says “You’re not acting like yourself” what she really means is “I’m scared of the person you are.”
4 tags
...yeah.
When Christmas is more about Christ than it is about Materialism, that’s how I know I’m broke as fuck.
2 tags
MUM: Honey, what d'you want me to cook on Christmas Eve?
ME: A plate full of Valium would be very great for me. And some cystals as toppings would make me so happy, mother.
2 tags
Aw, fuck.
If only there’s some way I could sleep this whole month until the whole fucking Christmas cheer’s gone, I would.
I’d disappear into the clouds and rest in peace for fucking eternity.
1 tag
I'm an outsider!
Being in a family where you don’t feel like you belong is shite. I would say it’s hard, but it’s not anymore. It’s actually good, to be very honest. But I won’t say good, either. Because it’s good in a very shite way.
2 tags
So I’ve been thinking lately… if I die now, it surely isn’t worth it. But nothing would matter anymore because I’m already dead. So I wouldn’t get to worry about things anymore because I’d already be in peace.
Last year’s just the same as this year. The only difference is I didn’t whinge much about things this year. I’ve...
1 tag
When people get all spiritual/metaphysical about their drug experiences, I feel bad that I just did them to get fucked-up.
1 tag
To the man at the bus stop,
Thank you for telling me that girls smoking is a turn-off. I’m flattered you thought I was trying to turn you on.
8 tags
Compliments don’t mean a thing to me anymore. I used to feel chuffed and giddy in a way whenever I get complimented by people around me and those who I don’t even know but now I don’t get that feeling anymore.
It’s just too hard to take compliments from people who don’t even know the ‘real you’ and just think you’re cool and...
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
1 tag
